Saturday, October 30, 2004

SWG: Songs in the Key of SWG

[sung (more or less) to the tune of "Everyone Knows It's Windy"]

Who's tripping down the streets of Old Coruscant,
Glaring at every Jedi he meets?
Who's reaching out to capture Count Dooku?
Everyone knows it's Windu.

Who got invited into the prequels,
Calling up Lucas out of the blue?
Who had to have a purple lightsaber?
Everyone knows it's Windu.

Mace Windu's a big bad dude
The Fetts found him very rude
He sliced off poor Jango's head
and left him dead
(and left him dead)
(and left him dead)
(and left him dead)
That Windu is one bad mutha--
(Shut yo' mouth!)
Just talkin' 'bout Windu....
(I can dig it)

Who quotes Ezekiel 25:17?
Who's coming back for XXX2?
Who's looking extra-crispy this evening?
Everyone knows it's Windu.

And here's one for you hardworking ATK Dancers out there:

Armored Ithorians and Wookiees breakdancing,
Humans in hotpants and Bothan spies prancing,
Green female Twi'leks all tied up in strings,
These are a few of my favorite things....

Mon Cals who Salsa and Rodians who Hustle,
Trandoshans doing the Time Warp with muscle,
Zabraks and Sullustans bouncing on springs,
These are a few of my favorite things....

Finally, since my Ode to the ATK Dancers wasn't quite silly enough, here's something new, sung to the tune of "The Major-General's Song" from Gilbert & Sullivan's The Pirates of Penzance:

For those active in the GCW:

I am the very model of a modern Rebel General
I got this way just yesterday from flying Jedi criminals
I know the Queens of Naboo and I quote the fights historical
From Mandalore up to Endor in order categorical.
Or if you prefer crafting:

I am the very model of a self-sufficient Artisan
I've crafting, Scout, and combat skills so that I'm not too partisan
I always keep my vendors stocked and quote a price historical
From crafting tools to vehicles in order categorical.

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